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BiTch, plz [Thursday
›May 8th, 2008 at 9:27pm‹]
After my test today, I had to run to Tower Records to get the Tenshi no Revolver DVD. B-T therapy. You know the drill. I mostly bought it because I was there, rather than the undeniable urge to own it that I had with Parade. It's a mid-range good, but the enthusiasm is a tad lacking on Atsushi's part. I felt the same way when I saw the actual concert, and I suspected a lot of that can be blamed on an obvious cold. He tried, I'll give him that. Imai, on the other hand, must be doing yoga or something because that man's leg was flying more than usual. I think his foot reached over his head at one point and kicked himself in the ass. He also played theromin with his foot. Being so far away at the concert, I didn't notice things like that. I'm still a little pissed off at the shittiness of our tickets, but that's a dead horse I just don't feel like beating right now.

This just reminds me that I really need to go to a concert. I always feel relieved and satisfied after hearing music blasted in my ear for hours, even if I don't particularly like the band. I couldn't get the first selling of the Mucc/Plastic Tree/D'espairs Ray concert, so I'm going to go to my (least) favorite place on earth, Lawson's, on Saturday the moment they go on sale. Gone-berry-mass (ganbarimasu).
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LOST SPOILER [Sunday
›April 27th, 2008 at 10:37pm‹]
When I have nothing better to talk about, I love to give...

LOST SPOILERS!!!! )
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THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE! [Wednesday
›April 23rd, 2008 at 4:47pm‹]
Katie had the most amazing experience ever. I'll only tell part one of the story because it involves me. Not that I'm being selfish like, "Oh, part two doesn't involve me so I don't care blah blah blah me," but I will respect her... uh.. privacy. Hee hee. (And it's nothing dirty either.) Let's just say she had an AWESOME experience.

Anyway, some of you may recall that Mucc was honored with my presence numerous times on one of their DVDs. Yes, they were honored because chubby, brown haired white girls in the US are so rare. One of the highlights of that event was when I got autographs from the band. I told them my name was Imai Hisashi and they signed my poster thusly, humoring me with brief chats about B-T. The funniest part was when Yukke wrote a "B-T" on the cheek of his photo. That was almost two years ago. Now this happens:

[15:55] Katie: And they all shook hands with us and were excited and YUKKE DID SOMETHING, Sarah, that you will NOT BELIEVE.
[15:56] Katie: I told them in Japanese, that I had seen them at Otakon and loved their music ( I had practiced with my tutor for, like, two weeks)
[15:56] Katie: AND YUKKE DREW A B-T ON THE CHEEK OF HIS PICTURE IN THE MAGAZINE I HAD HIM SIGN
[15:56] Katie: In my Pink Sharpie
[15:56] Katie: I have proof
[15:56] Katie: in sharpie
[15:57] Katie: I was like, "Dude, that wasn't me," in my head. But I didn't say anything because I was too stunned by all the MUCCness


Yukke remembered "me!" Sure, he thought Katie was me, but all us white girls with brown hair look alike. OR he remembered Katie and the kind of people she hangs out with. That makes me REALLY happy and more motivated to try to pre-order that Mucc-sponsered event ticket tomorrow. Ikeda sensei willing.

Now, should I try for the Mucc event with bands that aren't famous or the one with D'espairs Ray and Plastic Tree. I'll probably have a better chance with getting tickets for the first one, but the second one would be better because I've heard these bands and I like Plastic Tree. What should I do?
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[Monday
›April 7th, 2008 at 10:03pm‹]
Classes started today. I'm probably still the worst person in my class, but I have the same teacher as last semester, so he knows how pathetically dull-witted I am. Unfortunately this semester I have to take about three normal classes outside my exchange program deal. This means I'll be in classes with Japanese students. I shouldn't have said "unfortunately" because in many ways this is a good thing. I can hopefully take the art credits I need to graduate from UD plus I'll have more opportunities to meet Japanese people who don't think I'm a) retarded and thus need lots of their motherly help or b) a slut or c) an otaku. One of the classes has Mina and about nine other international students, but that's probably better for the times I don't understand things like the word "hito" (person) or "sara" (Sarah). I went to my first normal class today, which was about Japanese phonetics. It was fun when the teacher asked, "How would someone who speaks English say, 'Karate?'" I responded in my worst possible American accent, "KUHRAHTEE!"

Quick Torchwood Spoiler desu )
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I must be blind [Friday
›April 4th, 2008 at 12:25am‹]
I must be blind because I totally did NOT catch the Atsushi x Kiyoharu kiss during "Just One More Kiss" on Parade. I bought the DVD today (for the lolz). Joelle and I were watching it, enjoying our favorite Spinal Tap-like performance, when all of a sudden, "SMACK!" I didn't catch that in the video I downloaded AT ALL. This makes me suspicious. I think Atsushi can read my thoughts. HEAR ME OUT. I'm pretty sure Atsushi tapped into some deep, dark secret in the darkest, deepest crevices of my imagination that not even I knew about, suggested it to Kiyoharu (who can also read my thoughts), and bam. That doesn't solve the mystery of how I missed that the first eighty times, but I don't care anymore.

*sigh* What is wrong with me? I giggle furiously over two forty-ish year old men kissing, but when Johnny's boys or lame J-drama actors do their stupid fanservicey things, I scoff and refuse to take part in the giggles of my dormmates. I must be a hypocrite. Next time I put down JE or K-pop or J-drama, please bring up my B-T stupidness. I give you my permission.

For those of you looking to buy the Parade DVD, I highly recommend it for the Buck-Tick fans. The homages to B-T are great, though I'm not too fond of the tracks of the bands' original songs. B-T performs swimmingly. Atsushi and Imai actually look HAPPY for once in their lives (and by "lives" I mean "life" plural). U-ta is his usual bouncy self at inappropriate times. Hide and Toll look rather pissed, but who would blame them for not getting to "guest" perform for their own cover songs like Imai and Atsushi got to do.

There was one hilarious part during the brief commentary between songs. Imai attempts to make a joke. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Imai thinks he is funny on purpose, as opposed to the accidental lolz that are his existence. Getting the camera's attention, Imai points at Atsushi's bright pink Parade shirt and says something like, "This shirt's color is... heh heh... a time period" (このTシャーツの色… 時代). To which Atsushi, who also probably heard him wrong, immediately loled and replied, "WHAT are you trying to say?"

This brought me to the conclusion that:

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Timmy + corn/mayo sushi = Imai. As revolutionary in modern science as Andromeda tambourine is pierrot upside down? Probably not, but an advancement in thought that could revolutionize the world as we know it. Just try it. Every time Imai comes on screen, yell, "TIMMY!" in the Timmy voice because he might as well be saying that.
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I am so full of RRRRRAGGGGGE! (metal) [Wednesday
›April 2nd, 2008 at 12:36am‹]
YOUR BREATH SMELLS UP THE ROOM, S! INVEST IN SOME ANT-ACIDS! (Note: S is not me.) When she yawns its like smelling the inside of a stomach.

This week will be made of tears. The new dorm mates moved in. Most of them are nice and friendly right off the bat, unlike the girls who were here when we first arrived. And I'm being NICE for a change. There are a bunch of girls from Korea (my Japanese is better than some of theirs!), a couple from China, Taiwan, three from the US, one from Malaysia, and none from Europe or South America. The arrival of new students marks the beginning of a new school year. Thursday is not only the placement test, but also an interview with Yamamoto. GREAT for me. I think I'll need to wear a diaper.

Oh God, her breath is so bad I'm going to barf.
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I. Hate. U. Oops, wrong letter. [Saturday
›March 29th, 2008 at 2:30am‹]
I tried to think of the snappiest way to introduce this post. Many snappy introductions came to mind, but I couldn't pick which one was best. So I will cut to the chase.

X

Japan

was

bad.

And the worst part was it was TOLERABLE until everyone realized they were not going to come back on as Yoshiki was dragged off the stage after faking his death by falling in his drumset. I think it was fake because he fell, the other members ran off, the roadies carried him off, and immediately the announcer said, "Thank you for attending today's concert" etc etc. If he was really injured or sick, you'd think there would be more time between point A and point B to see if he was ok and wanted to go back on.

Ok, quickly now. Two hours late. Two hours of performing, but only about 8 songs because they did song break song break song break. Terrible. Disappointing.

BUT ALAS Sugizo filled in for "Silent Jealousy" and "IV." In all honesty, that almost made this shitty day worth it. ALMOST. He was so good, I think I have gone brain dead from his brilliance. He is the best guitarist I have ever seen live. Ever. In the history of time and space and God.

More tomorrow-ish.
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[Thursday
›March 27th, 2008 at 12:47am‹]
AM I PREPPY? Y/N?
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Quick note and LOST [Monday
›March 24th, 2008 at 10:46pm‹]
I was talking to Sung-woo and he asked what my MSN tag ("Andromeda tambourine wa pierrot upside down) means. I said, "It's lyrics from a song. You probably don't know it." He replied, "It's Alice in Wonder Underground." After asking him if he googled it, he explained that he HEARD it, LIKED it, and likes the whole Alice in Wonderland aesthetic. Hello, I love that song AND I was Alice for Halloween. *SIGH* Cue my crappy Korean love ballad and cut that crappy Chinese song playing in the background.

Now on to LOST. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

Is that enough warning? )
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NEEDS MOAR FRED DURST [Friday
›March 21st, 2008 at 2:39pm‹]
I'm not an X Japan fan. Never have been. I think I pretended to like them for about half a minute in 2001 and that was probably because everyone was sad about September 11. I don't know how that's connected, but you know if X was around in 2001, they would've made a September 11 song.

Anyway, a lot of X and non-X fans alike are up in arms about Wes Borland filling in for hide. I believe "filling in" is the most politically correct way of phrasing it without saying "replacing" or "hostile take over" or "Yoshiki is a butt face." I'm rather split on this. For those of you haven't told, I am indeed going to go see X on the 28th, so that means I'll witness one of three things that day from Mr. Borland:

1) An amazing show
2) A terrible show
3) An average show

Whether we see 1, 2, or 3, we have to remember that not only is he just one of at least five people (other guest performers are scheduled) appearing on stage that day. I'm sure any fault in the concert will automatically be blamed on Borland, despite that fact that he is new to the band, didn't write any of the songs, and comes from a different subgenre of metal. My beef with him is mostly in the latter. Things aren't matching up. I haven't heard his other projects, but being an American in America during the late 1990's, I definitely heard my fair share of Limp Bizkit. I fail to see the correlation between the heavily rhythmic nu-metal and the melodic power-hair metal of X. My knowledge of Borland doesn't allow me to say fairly judge his guitar abilities, but he'll at the very least put a new spin on many of the overdriven, etude-like guitar solos that makes X the epitome of Japanese power metal. However, I heard the not-Slash guitarist of Guns n Roses is also going to be there, which seems to make much more sense conceptually.

Maybe because I'm not an X fan, I'm rather indifferent to him in this position. But one thing I'm NOT indifferent to are the comments he made on his myspace, which were taken down. They implied that he didn't know the show was sold out and that people who just happen to be in Tokyo can just waltz in and buy a ticket. He should have at the very least been told tickets are pretty much unavailable at this point. On top of that, he made the sushi and Mothra reference. Now, I'm quite used to those kinds of comments in the cocoon world of Connecticut where those literally are the ONLY things people know about Japan. But someone who is supposed to at the very least pretend to be professional and respectful to this band that takes themselves (too) seriously, it is inexcusable.

Ok, I can't think anymore because Joelle is blasting Versailles. I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!
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BUCK-TICK KARAOKE!!!!!!!111111btsx [Tuesday
›March 18th, 2008 at 10:37pm‹]
I can't believe Joelle and I just went to Buck-Tick karaoke for seven hours straight. Actually, I can believe it. I have to say right off the bat, Japanese Buck-Tick fans are amazing. I thought for sure the day would be filled with orderly, solo karaoke, no repeated songs, and no sing alongs. Oh boy, was I wrong. From the first song ("Kyokutou yori Ai wo Komete") all the way to the last ("National Media Boys" - which I got on video and screamed,"OX!" at the appropriate moments), all twenty of us went nuts. Most of the people there were a probably in their twenties to early thirties. There was a guy who looked older than Toll and a goth teenager, but for the most part there were normal adults. No, that's an understatement. They were Buck-Tick fans. For you non-Buck-Tick fans, this means they went crazy, dancing, singing, pretending to be Imai, and/or drinking a lot. But the most popular "cosplay" of the night was the Atsushi head wrap. )

I was happy I brought my scarf. They brought out this look for any song with reference to Atsushi's mother or something spiritual sounding OR when they felt like it. When "Long Distance Call" came on, they all put there head wraps on as one girl cried sarcastically, "MAMA!" We all laughed at Atsushi's pain. But it's ok because we sang "Happy Birthday" to him like eight times and had CAKE!! )

I ate part of the Atsushi candy sign. It tasted like donuts and Atsushi. Mm. Not that I know what Atsushi tastes like, but maybe he tastes like donuts.

I was drunk (surprise surprise!) )

... so that made it all the more fun! (It's blurry because it's on the wrong setting and Joelle was drunk too.) Hey, when it's all you can drink and Buck-Tick, I'm going to DRINK, man. Especially since the alcohol probably helped my back. And actually, all the dancing and moving around was better than sitting still.

Ignoring that, Buck-Tick fans are seriously the best. They really made Joelle and me feel welcome, despite the fact that we're foreign, don't speak Japanese fluently, and are n00b B-T fans. In fact, I never felt like I was getting special treatment because I'm foreign, which is an absolute change from what I'm used to here. Of course, they asked us where we were from and if B-T is famous in North America, but they never asked us those patronizing, foreigner novelty questions. They never even asked if we could sing in Japanese or if we could read hiragana. A few songs in, we sang "Asylum Garden" and that was that. It was so much fun. The people were great. I love Buck-Tick. I love Buck-Tick fans. The end.
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[Monday
›March 17th, 2008 at 10:02pm‹]
I have this sinking feeling that I'm blacklisted amongst L'Arc fans. Things are quiet. Too quiet. It may have blown over, but I may also be getting the silent treatment.

I'm sure not many people noticed, but I haven't been online lately. No, this is not a guilt trip because I don't talk to a lot of people online anymore anyway because of the whole time difference. But the reason is my upper back is absolutely killing me, and has been since Thursday. I think it's because my purse has a short strap and lately I've been lugging around my study materials in it. It's really painful to sit, though walking is tolerable and lying down I barely feel it. But ugh, it's so annoying because I have to go into the city this week and next. I probably SHOULDN'T go tomorrow, but it's all B-T karaoke with the mixi group. ALL B-T karaoke. I've been wanting to do this since before I came to Japan. Actually, since I was born. Yeah, I've been a B-T fan that long. You want to test me on that? Well, you can't.

Right now, I'm sitting really strangely in a manner resembling the position of a PC gaming nerd that best allows the balance of potato chips upon his/her belly (see: my ex-roommate). Ok, please no "get well soon"s because I always feel pathetic when I have a pain or a cold when some of you are hospitalized or worse. It's like I'm trying to steal your thunder. I'm not. I'm just explaining why I've come online for like two minutes then disappeared.
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This is NOT a Formal Review [Wednesday
›March 12th, 2008 at 2:04am‹]
First of all, for any drama I might have agitated (i.e.: placed drama on top of drama), I apologize. People involved know what I'm talking about. The only thing I'll add now is that I can be a L'Arc fan and still dislike something they do. And I'm not talking about one song here or there. I'm talking about bigger things. Maybe this says something about me as a fan, that I find a large flaw in them, but still love their music. I've yet to find a band that doesn't have aspects to them I wish I could erase from history. Let's look at some examples outside L'Arc since I already had a crack at them. This is not hating. This is criticism:

(OMG MY FAV BAND) VERSAILLES: No. Just kidding. Had you for a second there, didn't I?

Buck-Tick (since they were mentioned for some reason): If I was the age I am now in the late 80's, I would've considered B-T a fly-by-night product of the band boom, giving them a few more years before they'd fizzle out into oblivion. They could barely play their instruments until Taboo and even then their music reeked of synth pop rock. I honestly don't like Buck-Tick before Kurutta Taiyou, which barely holds its place on my playlist. It's dated by its use of contemporary technology, and not in a niche retro way. That's not to say there's no merit to any of B-T's early works. The ballads (read: Hide's numbers) such as "Jupiter" are timeless mostly because they rely on melody over synthesizer and "noise" (read: Imai). I have a weak spot for some of the corny classics ("Just One More Kiss" and "In Heaven"), but that's more of a false sense of nostalgia than anything else.

While B-T certainly produced very original and experimental music from Aku no Hana on, for the most part, it wasn't until Six/Nine (my heart and soul) that they were able to harness that raw creativity into comprehensive music. Imai's noises are more congruent with the music, providing more of a background than noise for the sake of noise. I even suspect the band decided it was time to put a little more humor in their attitude. As a result, Buck-Tick has created some amazing music, but at the same time they've created some complete duds. 13kai wa Gekkou has its moments, but it tends to mesh together in my mind as one mass of a song. It was a stretch for them to move from industrial to melodic goth, a risk they took knowing full well that some fans wouldn't like it. But they did it nonetheless and you have to respect them for that.

Quickly, this may have been because I was in the absolute back, but I found the last performance of Tenshi no Revolver tour unremarkable. B-T is a great live band on DVD (Devil & Freud being the best live I've seen in my life) three quarters of the time, but they were so off that day. Same goes for Day in Question 2003 and 2006. 2003 was probably the worst performance ever recorded by B-T that I've seen. And yeah, I haven't seen all of B-T's lives.

Buck-Tick is more of a niche band for restless sado-masochists. A lot of their music can physically hurt (the end of "Candy"). But being more or less a sado-masochist myself, I love them.

Kiyoharu (including Kuroyume and Sads): I love Kiyoharu, but I must say I'm primarily a Sads fan, meaning I listen to Kuroyume out of obligation and choke down the majority of Kiyoharu's solo work in the attempt to accept him as a soloist. In the case of Sads, there isn't a song I particularly hate or even dislike, possibly due to their comparatively short discography. Certainly there are a bunch of "meh" songs on that list, but for the most part I'll rock out to anything they made. The lyrics are blunt to match the songs laced with sexual tension, and Kiyoharu delivers it with both sleaze and class unlike any other performer.

Kuroyume is a different story. I hate about half their songs, especially most of feminism or any time they tried to touch pop-rock. Starting out, Kuroyume did a lot of the visual kei bark-screaming and hyper-active 16th note drumming, but that stuff is too abrasive if not downright impossible to listen to comfortably for me. But even that is nothing compared to when they (for lack of a better word) sold-out for a few albums, doing horrendous, Glay-level pop-rock. On top of a number of things that went wrong, Kiyoharu's voice simply does not fit in that genre. His vocal range is about an octave and his voice quality is simply thin and nasal unless he's belting. Let's just say Kiyoharu would never make it on American Idol.

The solo stuff is much on the same level, though Kiyoharu's voice has mellowed out and made it more suitable to the works he produces nowadays. That, however, does not make up for the drab, monotonous lulling of 90% of Kiyoharu the soloist. All of a sudden, Kiyoharu took a pretentious pill (he must've gotten it from RK). Now he thinks he's some deep poet. If we're not careful, we may see a collaboration between him and Bump of Chicken. Joking aside, if anyone read my review of Vinneybeach, I mentioned that Kiyoharu has one look: "I am sad." Albums are like one drawn-out song that would put the president of the Insomniacs Society (totally made that up) to sleep. Lately, we've been graced with a few exceptions ("Tattoo"), but those are buffered with a slew of mellow sleeping pills.

However, I must note that Kiyoharu's live show that I saw was outstanding. Unlike many Japanese bands that basically play what's on the CD, Kiyoharu changed up his songs in tempo, melody, and/or instrumental accompaniment for many of the songs. "Haunted Boogie" was so different, I didn't recognize it until he motioned for the audience to sing the song title.

For me, Kiyoharu unfortunately only fits comfortably in one genre, and that's punk-core stripper music. I call myself a "Kiyoharu fan" rather than simply a "Sads fan" because, honestly, I find him an interesting man and artist regardless of the slop he produces. Plus he's naked a lot. WHAT? I'm only human.

Luna Sea: My love for Luna Sea is only music-deep. Meaning, I don't like watching them live, I don't care for their personalities, and have tasted the fruit of their solo ventures. It was bitter, my friends. Bitter. In terms of music technicality, Luna Sea is the most talented of the groups listed here, but that is often mistaken for pretension, even by me. Still, most everything before Mother tried to mask this pretension with a VK sound straight out of hell. And I don't mean that in a good way. RK's voice never managed to reach that level of darkness that would match the music, leaving the doom and gloom in early works hesitant if not half-assed. When RK tried to be a bad, vampy dude, his voice lost most of its violin-like tone. Luckily by Mother, he was able to harness the smooth, even tone, allowing the music to ascend into the more ethereal than hell-bound.

But after Mother, the band's attitude transformed into this VK martyr state. It was as if they were saying, "We're turning our VK fans away for the sake of letting the genre evolve!" while their real intention was to make more sales by being more mainstream. While I love Style and Lunacy (I could take or leave Shine), I can't help but sense the underlying holier-than-thou disposition, especially with the latter. Everything is almost too carefully placed. From Sugizo's precision guitar playing (as in he's so IN tune and ON the beat) to the perfect mixing (think Goldilocks: it's juuuust right), Luna Sea tends to be all too aware of how awesome their skills are, making them unapproachable. This is why I don't like watching their lives. Because there are so few flaws in the recordings, the occasional live differences (oh no the drums started out on that song but it was supposed to be the acoustic guitar oh no it's the end of the world!), I feel uncomfortable and confused. It's like seeing a breathtakingly beautiful person picking their nose.

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These plus L'Arc are my four favorite bands/artist. I've been in the online J-rock fandom for nearly seven years. Naturally, I've heard my share of anything from badmouthing to constructive criticism. I admit that I was at the beginning I acted like blind fangirl for L'Arc. If there was a L'Arc song I disliked, I would stay quiet about it for fear of disrupting my online reputation. I'm not saying that now I don't care about what people think about me, because I do and anyone who says they don't is in denial. I am saying that I have more confidence to voice aspects I find negative. I can take the harsh words, screams of inaccuracy on my opinion, and people who insist their word is the be all end all because of whatever reason they can throw out (length in the fandom, popularity in the fandom, number of CDs they have, etc.). Like I've said, I've been in the fandom almost seven years. On top of that I have a rather extensive J-rock CD library, have seen all these bands except Luna Sea live, live in Japan, I'm a classically trained violinist, I wrote for Purple Sky and am now working for JRock Revolution.

You know what that means about the status of my opinion?

Absolutely shit.

I could be hyde's best friend, Sugizo's mother, and Toll's psychiatrist (does this woman exist?). That would still mean that voiced properly, my opinion has the same merit as Jill from Vermont who just discovered Kuroyume a month ago and downloaded all her music. The only leeway my "credentials" gives me is that I lived certain moments in history, but that only carries so far.

I can like or dislike something just as much as the next person. I shouldn't fear the remarks of my peers, but I do. Still. I wrote this because I want to prove that I can voice my opinion with people who agree or disagree responding without accusations or anger, in an intelligent and mature manner. That's asking for a lot, knowing some people simply cannot do that (we all have our strengths and weaknesses). It's too much to assume there will ever be an Internet without intolerant e-drama. Still, I try (and sometimes fail) to not be one of its perpetrators.

Note: If no one responds to this, I may go apeshit. Come on you, guys! I love reading contrasting opinions. *slaps you with a silk glove from the 17th century* I challenge you, good sirs, to a duel.
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You lucky bastards in America right now probably don't care, but... [Saturday
›March 8th, 2008 at 4:59pm‹]
Mucc sold out their Japan tour by like 11 a.m. Yes, I went to Lawson's at 10 a.m. when the tickets went on sale, realized they were sold out by the time I got there, and rushed home to discover... sold out everywhere else! Same with Merry, though there's last minute tickets for Thursday's show. If I understood the eplus customer service person correctly, this might be for just for today's tickets. I'm going to try again tomorrow because I really would love to see Mucc again, but who knows what will happen. I need to like bands that no one likes if I'm ever going to get good tickets. Good thing no one likes Kiyoharu bb anymore. :D

This week has been terrible thanks to today's incident and the subject of my previous post (flocked), so Joelle said, "Do you want to go buy new CDs today?"

Me: *whiny* Yes.
Joelle: Do you want U-ta to come?
Me: NO!
Joelle: Well, I do. So U-ta's coming.

For those of you who don't know, U-ta is Buck-Tick's proverbial "cup of juice" or something you give someone who's upset. Anyway, she found this different used CD store the other day that had a trove of B-T. We hopped on our bikes and rode to it as fast as our little legs could carry us. And finally, a successful event of the week! I bought Cosmos, Kurutta Taiyou (with a weird, different cover), and darker than darkness, making my B-T collection NEARLY COMPLETE! MWAHAHA! I don't count best ofs. And I only have two DVDs. Oh, but I actually do have a couple live albums. That makes me xcore. btxcore. btsxcore. Mm.

Today is also the day that my dream will finally be realized. If THIS is sold out, I may just flip my lid in public and smash many a small child. I'm talking about finally seeing The Golden Compass. I know, I know. I've heard the movie pales in comparison to the books, but I don't care. I like colors, shapes, and loud noises.
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Never thought THIS would happen [Wednesday
›March 5th, 2008 at 1:12am‹]
For a long time, I've hated two things: Miyavi and Cirque du Soleil. I thought both were a complete waste of atoms and that we should recycle them as solient green, except they'd probably taste like permanent markers. However, one of these two has made it to my AWESOME list. No, it's not Miyavi.

Joelle graciously gave me her spare ticket to Cirque du Soleil: Dralion, ninth row, dead center. It was so colorful and thrilling, I wet myself. There were more than a few times I thought for sure I was going to see someone die right before my eyes, but (un)fortunately, they did not. The theme of this one is a kind of four-elements, United Nations sort of thing. Water is represented by an Indian woman, Air by a white woman, Earth by an African woman, and Fire by a Chinese man (though he's actually half Chinese, half French). The concept reminded me of Avatar, except not really. The plot totally lost me, but who ever though Cirque ever had any plot other than a little child (in this case, Little Buddha) running around amidst crazy acrobats, ribbons of doom, slow-walking vocalists, and clowns. Everything was spectacular, except the clowns, which I absolutely hated with their annoying fake-Fritaliany jibber jabber. "Bejequi je tito suiso! Malenonia!" Other than that, I was at the edge of my seat. I mean, I can do all that stuff, like balancing on one hand atop a tower of two girls and twisting my torso so my left leg is touching my right ear. I just don't like to show off.

I still dislike most Cirque du Soilels because they come off as pretentious and purposefully avant-garde. I always think of Kathy Griffith's stand up where she talks about seeing Cirque and Celine Dion (two of Quebec's viable exports) where there was a clown on a bicycle balancing on a tight rope who went overheard once and only once, never to be seen again.

Oh, and I didn't get my iPod fixed today because there was a wait until 4 pm at the store (even though I was there at 2:30) and the Cirque show started at 4:30. BUT SURPRISE SURPRISE! The two people I talked to at the store spoke seemingly good English. I was all prepared to be like, "iPod ga... uh... kowaretiru to... um.... omoimasu.... desu..... naoshite.... ima..... sugu..... okane..... yen.... MALENONIA!"
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来日 [Tuesday
›March 4th, 2008 at 12:51am‹]
I arrived back in Japan on Sunday at about 5 pm and made it to the dorm by 9. I'm still surprised that I made it through the train stations and on the bus with that big-ass suitcase. I'm still a bit jetlagged, bloated, and overall feeling like a pile of poo wrapped in skin wrapped in whatever Imai's been smoking lately.

On Friday night, my iPod stopped working. Yes, I tried resetting it. Yes, I tried plugging it back into the computer. Yes, I blame the LM.C mini-album I added to iTunes. Tomorrow I'm going to Shibuya's Apple store to see if something can be done to save Grandfather iPod (being over two years old automatically makes it a grandfather). I'm cynically predicting the following scenario.

Me: *in Japanese* Excuse me.
Clerk: Welcome.
Me: I have a problem with my iPod. It won't turn on.
Clerk: Let me see if there is someone who is more qualified than me to deal with your foreignness.
Me: It's ok, just speak in Japanese.
Clerk: NO NO NO! I must find someone who has a much more limited vocabulary in English than you do in Japanese AND they're impatient.
Me: I think it's the battery. I know Apple designed iPod batteries to be flawed and break down after two years. I'm pretty sure I just need to replace it.
New Clerk: Where did you buy this?
Me: US.
New Clerk: OH GOD HELP US ALL THERE IS NO HOPE THE END IS NIGH IT'S SO DARK!!!!!! I mean, tough shit. Get it fixed in America.

Let's see how good I am at predicting the future.
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[Thursday
›February 28th, 2008 at 11:06pm‹]
I JUST WANT TO WATCH TORCHWOOD AND CRY! Not because of Torchwood, though I do hate Owen.
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SO BORED! UGH!! [Friday
›February 22nd, 2008 at 9:14pm‹]
I hate sitting around all day. I really do. What I hate more is sitting around for two weeks straight. Well, one week down, one to go.

Random: Has anyone been reading Mucc's official blog? Is it my imagination or do they update A LOT? I thought they were super-busy, too-good-for-teh-interwebz rockstars. They don't exactly say much, but Yukke's posts are hysterical. Waiting for the guy to give him a free magazine, taking illegal pictures, being awkwardly early to everything ... story of my life, man! Story of my life. Hey, total shot in the dark, but do you want to.. uh.. do something sometime?

(As you can see, cabin fever has rendered me unable to process normal human thought.)

[Edit] For all of you who were waiting for the first bout of random Engrish, Yukke says, "because I is go go USA! I am Japanese important fruit!" It's totally intentional, which makes it even more awesome.
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Thank you, modern pharmacology! [Thursday
›February 14th, 2008 at 8:54am‹]
I'm in the US, safe and sound. I arrived at about six last night EST. This may sound lame, but I'm really proud that I was able to get here on my own. I know, I know. I'm 21, but I'd never gone to the airport or taken a plane by myself. The only thing I was really worried about was getting to the airport via train and the change in Chicago. Not to mention the size of my 25 kilo luggage, which I carefully took up and down escalators and stairs. Basically, I had to to bus-train-train-train-plane-train-plane-car, which is different from my usual car-plane-car. Let me tell you the complexity of my journey:

8:45 am - Bus from the dorm to Keio Hachioji Station (25 minutes)
9:13 - Train from Keio Hachioji to Shinjuku Station (45 min)
10 something - Drag suitcase up the stairs in Shinjuku station because there's no elevator/escalator past the ticket swipe thingy (5 min)
11:00 - Train to Nippori (20 min)
11:20 - Can't figure out where the Keisei line is (5 min)
11:25 - See the paper signs for Keiesei line and head for the train (2 min)
11:27 - Train to Narita Airport (90 min)
12:00 - Arrive at Narita, check in, realize my bag is 25 kilo when they charge for over 23, thank the nice United Airlines lady for telling me that and having me put some stuff in my carry-on (15 min)
12:15 - Go through security (15 min)
12:30 - Wander around the gate, eat curry, scowl at the chav-looking lady with giant boobs, pray to any higher power that the man snorting and coughing up phlegm is not sitting next to me (140 min)
2:50 - Board the plane, happily realize the phlegm guy is not sitting next to me (20 min)
3:10 - Plane moves, I can finally breath (3 min)
?:?? - Watch <i>Elizabeth: The Golden Age</i>, eat crap, take *cough*, watch <i>Bee Movie</i> (180 min)
?:?? - Start feeling reeeeeally good, close my eyes (1 min)
9:00 am (central) - Open my eyes, realize there's only 2 hours left in the flight and that I missed breakfast (300 - 360 min)
11:15 - Land in Chicago, suddenly get all nostalgic (15 min)
11:30 - Get off the plane, run through customs, jump on a train to get to the domestics terminal because my flight is scheduled to leave at 1:00 (30 min)
12:00 - Get someone in security fired (Story: So I was the second person in a new line at security after waiting like 20 minutes. He started bringing my stuff through, so I asked, "Can I walk through?" He was looking right at me as if I was listening, but didn't respond. I repeated myself with the same result. I took it upon myself to move the belt-rope thing in front of the metal detector and walked through. I started collecting my stuff when a woman with security came running over and said, "WHO LET THEM THROUGH?" She started freaking out and continued to demand how we got through. I kept my mouth shut, afraid to reveal my master escape of moving the belt-rope thingy and using MY FEET to walk through the metal detector. We were let through eventually, but I felt bad for the security guy who ignored us. This took about 30 minutes.)
12:30 - Run to the gate because boarding was supposed to begin at 12:25 (3 min)
12:33 - Arrive at the gate, where there are very few people, realize the plane was delayed until 3:00 (1 min)
12:34 - Remember seeing a Quizno's, head over there, enjoy a nice big sandwich (36 min)
1:10 - Call my dad to tell him the plane is delayed, hang out, stare at a girl who looks right out <i>Breakfast Club</i> (so much so it was scary) (45 min)
2:55 - Board the plane finally (5 min)
3:15 - Take off, watch that new show Chuck for the first time, get bored really fast (150 min)
5:45 - Finally arrive in Laguardia, see my dad, get my bags (15 min)
8:00 - Arrive in Trumbull, get bored already

THE END!
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Temporary 帰国 [Tuesday
›February 12th, 2008 at 11:20pm‹]
I'm going back to the good ol' US of A tomorrow, though I'm technically arriving... um... I don't know next week from longassplanerideday. My plans for the plane are hopefully sleeping, but I've only been successful with that one out of five times I've made this plane ride. If all else fails, there are movies (according to United Airlines' site, they're all movies I haven't seen yet), Avatar on my computer (however long that'll hold out), studying kanji, reading (though I never seem to read when I'm on the plane), listening to my ipod (battery life pending), staring out the window, staring at other passengers, crying, sexually harassing stewardesses (excuse me, "flight attendants"), pretending I'm a monkey on a plane (how whimsical!), playing Oshiri Kajiri Mushi with an old woman, and many other things that could very well be enjoyable.

Speaking of movies, I was browsing apple.com's trailers, which I often do when I'm bored. I'm out of the loop with previews, but I stumbled across the Star Trek movie. I've never been a Star Trek fan mostly because I'm too cool *hides Doctor Who action figure*. But the idea of Zachary Quinto playing Spock just makes me push up my glass and say, "Hm. Maybe I'm excited for this movie." I went further down the list and saw John Cho as Sulu and just thought, "What?" Even further down I noticed Simon Pegg as Scotty. Wow. Let's cast more random people in this movie. But that's not the half of it. J.J. Abrams is the director. Geek meltdown! Let me break it down:

Heroes + Harold and Kumar - Kumar + Shawn of the Dead (x Doctor Who) + Lost = Star Trek

All it's missing is Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter and then we're all set. (Why do I know these things?)

Anyway, it's bed time. Wish me luck tomorrow!
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